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You can take a long time to learn tieng viet and many learn long time also still cannot speak properly...most important to have locals to bring you around...or chiong with hcm regulars...:)

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Yes, u may speak fluent vietnamese but if u got no local fren, u wont know the local LOBANG and u will be paying foreigner's rate :D :p

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Troi oi, until now then know you BIL's smelly habit ha? :D

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Sorry lah....You "SVIP" mah, how to su ka su ka talk to ppl? :rolleyes: that why long time never talk to you cannot recognise your voice lah^_^

Hihihi.....I where got look like Mafia face?? :o

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Nnkc....You only like to "Lum Sio Sio" thoi...After lum already dont up, wasted..

Give me a chances next time U lum, I up for you ok?:D

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NNKC....Long time never chak you two, backside itchy roi ha :rolleyes::D

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Hello.....

You like that say me gooot meh? :mad:

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Aiyo shirts can cover what??? His trademark is his MAFIA FACE!!!!!:eek: Must use big Takashimaya shopping bag to cover than can......:D

Cheerios.......SS08 ^_^

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Huh??? Si mi si AGM??? Ah Gua Meeting ah????:D

Dun kay see kay wa hor, this meeting you always bring your own Sex-cretary to take minutes one hor, Agenda every week also same - drink, tok cock, hug hug raba raba than recycle whole sequence again.......:D

Cheerios....SS08 ^_^

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Harlo BIL dun worry I cum defend you.....:D

You all wrong liao lah, how can you anyhow say my BIL-VK until like that????:rolleyes:

His tattoo is on his little brother lah, when normal situation you can see "M F" only, after he gets erected you can than see the whole sentence "MAFIA FACE" :eek:

Cheerios.....SS08 ^_^

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This wan I know long time ago.......waiting for you yourself to pichak your own lobang :rolleyes: shake head.....:D

Cheerios....SS08 ^_^

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Yah SVIP stands for "Seriously Very Itchy & Poor" you dunno meh????:rolleyes::D

Yah I agree how can people say you LOOK like Mafia face, becos you ARE the original MAFIA FACE :eek:

Cheerios.....SS08 ^_^

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Who say dowan??? Swee.....you sponsor me I go lum sio sio for you to UP, swee bo???:D:D

Cheerios.....SS08 ^_^

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Told you already, we activate tmr.. then we go find 2 girls for you then bring over to your place for you to enjoy!!!

No eating out at this moment.. all Must TABAO for him one..

Put time and place sia.. So MAFIA!!!

Should have.. Got international buffet: young, old, short, tall, fat, super slim and somemore got a F***ing beautiful guy.. you want :p??

With his ***** face, wear what oso the same one la.. the moment you see his face and hear him speak.. GONE!! Ah Beng lai liao..

Follow Xe Den.. His standard 5 phrases of vietnamese:
1) Xin chao - Hello
2) Em ten gi - Whats your name?
3) Anh yeu em - I love you
4) Lam tinh - Have sex
5) Bye bye - Bye Bye

Disclaimer: Please note that the 5 phrases are in pecking order.. :D

Regards,
vlover

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Kum Sia Kum sia..... just give me home delivery hotline can liao, I call myself.

Bro, I have been learning Tien Viet for 3 years, you see me no up??? Now I know more... just 1 more la (No. 5)..:p

1. Xin Chao
2. Em Ten gi?
3. Anh Yeu Em
4. Lam Tinh
5. Bao Nhieu
6 Bye Bye

No. 5 is also very important... or else later need pay lots of interest leh.. not only pay her but her whole clan..

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hahaha...fully agree...bao nhieu are two very important words in tieng viet...everything also relates to how much?...:)

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I m interested to know you, learning viet for 3 yrs, should know more than 6 phrases :D :p

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Usually I follow My LaoDa "Mafia King" to go cheong. Sometime, also follow Captain and SGT. I will try to join the gang tonight. Come, lets have fun together!

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i deleted your number from my phone accidentally... :p :o
activation notice just sent out. send me a sms so i can record you number again :)

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u funni man...picking laoda's nose..then poking "newbie's" tieng-viet...but I enjoy reading...lighten up my late evening...:p

[can't cum to join le...told KT liao the reason...altho I want to hear SS08 crooning Vn-songs..]

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shit!! should have read your post earlier before going to HM...very 'lucky' I kenna already... :mad::eek:

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when SS08 asked me... i kept quiet :D
at least you find out before he/she sits down

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"High End Sauna establishments?"
Hello All,
I find Vietnamese girls' figures to be irressistable and want to do a first hand investigation in November.
I tried to RTFF of all postings from 2008 onwards but have failed to find any info about sauna establishments that are similar to those in Macau in HCMC, seems like most action takes place in smaller MPs, KTVs, hair salons, or bar pick-ups?
I will be traveling there and staying at the Sofitel and since I will be alone therefore don't want to venture away from the city center. Could any one of you point me to a higher end (clean, safe) sauna/massage place?

Many thanks in advance.

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Super busy plus not convenient to type any update due to OC's omipresence. Ok, now on the story wiith D. D appears a decent girl, SYT, whom I made friend while roaming Dong Khoi street in Apr 09.

She speaks little Eng, and so I had to use whatever Tieng Viet that I learnt from my office staff to comm with her. That was about 4 months back. We went for lunch and some shopping...I bought her a blouse and a pair of shoes. Nothing happened...(I needed to be patient).

After that I didn't call her for the next two or three months, and with M casuing me a little heartache for her antics ($ face), I decided to try D. We went for dinner and I managed to rub-rub abit while in the cab. No resistence!! Again, nothing happened although I did hint we next time could go khack san and she was like "huh?".

D knew I was marraied (I think I told her roi, but couldnt remember actually). Nevertheless, I made good progress, and eversince, we had commed via skype while I am in Spore.

Two weeks ago, D skyped me and said she lost her HP!! Hwat the fuck...same trick again? Asked me to lend her $$ via Western Union. I told her no way, if any, we can "thao luan" when I am there.

Yet again, what the seniors here had gone through/encountered were unfolding right in front of me....I hope I was wrong with D, but let's see.

Tks to all seniors' earlier inputs and FR that kept me up to mark when I deal with the ban gai o HCMC!!

Next trip to HCMC in mid Sep for 1 week. Let's see what happens...till then tam biet !!

(Btw, I had actually wanted to upload D's photo, but wifey saw the photo and asked me who that was. Lan lan deleted and said no lah office colleauge which the Sing office guy wanted to see the photo.) phew....

Also, I had began to distance myself from the goody gal that I met...cos I told her I am not married, and she had shown interest in me. No heart to hurt such a good girl. (I wrote about this some time ago seeking advice if I had to come clean or otherwise. Decided to pull plug instead.) Hence I had decided that I will be upfront with all the ban gai that anh co vo roi. And if they still want to see me, then ok lor, if not, move on and change target. Like that no need to carry the lie that can be quite heavy sometimes.

Any seniors or experienced bros here care to advice how I can up D or even M (without burning a hole or kena KCed)? When mission done, FR will follow.

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Hi Bros,

Need some advise from you all....

i will be going to hcmc from 16 to 19 Nov and then to bangkok from 19 nov to 22 nov....

so is one whole week of Fcuk fest....with 3 bros in hcmc and 7 bros in bangkok.

if i ask the girl(who i took from a pub that needs sianz bit) to stay with me during the whole trip at hcmc, i have to pay barfine regardless of which pub?

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Barfine is necessary at pubs along 49, 51 and 91 Hai Ba Trung Street in District 1.

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Hahaha sure after he will ask more questions...this point someone answered him and yet he still ask...:)

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Bro, i'm not as lucky like u, as i have not been to a fcuk fest before. But i think the whole idea of a fcuk fest is to try as many different gals as possible. So if u bring girl from pub, u'll be stuck with her throughout the entire trip!:(
Please don't tell me that when u go to pub, massage or disco with your friends, u just leave the poor girl in the hotel on her own?!

Whatever it is, please practice safe sex at all times during the fcuk fest.

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Time to do charity work.

Some bars require bar fine some bars do not. Most of them on Hai Ba Trung require you to pay a bar fine to take the girl out.

Regardles of whether you have to pay bar fine anot, you still have to compensate the girl for the lose in income for not going to work. Nothing is for free. Simple thing is to ask her how much she wants if you ask her to acompany you and not go to work.

Maybe some kind soul here can help you more....

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bro hurricane88, dont't like that lah....sorry