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Brudder HfJMaster, you so desperate to spoil his name until use this kind of bo liao pattern. Damn farking funny sia~~ lol

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You go 皇朝 got hang for my darling Fang Fang or not? Next time go must hang her support support okie :D

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This place no good. Must go 皇朝 support my darling Fang Fang ok. Support a fello SBF bro :D

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Dun waste money at these places. Go 皇朝 support my ger ger Fang Fang ok LanJiaoDino? Dun forget okie :D

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You don't anyhow anyhow come and say my ger ger okie, her name is 芳芳 & not方方 you fake. If you go 皇朝 hang for my ger ger, i forgive you okie :D

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Really boh? Lately got win soccer kopi lui boh or go there drink a loaf on others drinks wastrel LOL LOL LOL :D

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Some things never change, the girls change but their tactics never.
Been a while since i dropped by any HFJ, due to lack of time, better to sleep, or work or to relax at home, me not rich.
So the phone rang at 11pm.
"Hello who is this"
"Its singer xx from aa"
"Yes, whats up"
"Nothing i am drunk, please come down"
"Huh, i come down for what?"
"Come down me drunk"

The story, she is going to do her first show...next week.
She had two customer supporting her, about 5k each for the last two months.
20k in total.
She was really drunk, so she shared, she wanted to do 20k for the show, and her two customers wanted a screw....

I asked her, you not virgin?
"Nope"
You got needs?
Yep.
Err, then what holding you back from sleeping with the two customers...
:Wanted them to support her all the way till she go back...
I told her, not everyone is an idiot, neither am i...

Then she hanged up.

Well somethings never change, its all about money and the rich who can enjoy the game, and the poor who will die...

Two customers, one very old very rich, one 30+ delivers milk for a living....

I told her, your mik delivery man will go bankrupt at this rate... she just brushed it off.. Reminds me of my days, when i was really stupid...

ESC.

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To all brothers, who been putting up with my nonsense, my rambling threads.
Must thank all of you for the PMs, the encouragement et al.
It has been a very long three years, I can say, i should be cured of the temptation, 98%.
2% is still lurking somewhere, so i try to deal with it, by not tempting the fates.

The irony is, if my job application is well, i will be relocated to china :) on a semi expat package...no more hangflower...its going to be 200/400/600, 300/600/900 instead.

ESC.
*Get the money, the pussy comes later...

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Milkman hang 5K monthly? :eek:
Anyway that night when she was drunk, probably jio you to pump her while the oldman pump petrol and milkman pump milk :D
Not being heartless or what, no need to pity the milkman or strangers with disabilities to know their limits even if they beg, steal, borrow or go bankrupt. They should know when they take salted fish, they must be able to withstand the thirst. It's their life and their choice ;)

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Just keep the 2% is okay. :p
Once you are in PRCland, you will soon realised that all these HFJ is nothing and all these foreign talents ghosts are just a dust of an iceberg (not even the tip) as compared to the mega fun factor and quality in mainland ;)
Let me know when relocation is confirmed via pm :D

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She is too famous to be hanged lah, next time i combine with you 25 bucks each to hang her a 50 bucks loh, support support lah okie:)

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I only know 女人国, can be found in 西游记 :D

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No wonder your nick below is B. Stand for banana :D

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我是真的爱她 不像你:d

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Bradah, support oso dun saport so little la. We 1 50 dolly can la :D