Guide for total newbie
 

Hi there folks,

I'm headed to BKK in a couple of days, and I would like to experience some things that are unique to Bangkok alone.

I've done the usual Massages here but I was wondering what can one expect in Bangkok, how to tell if it's a ladyboy(and how to siam politely) that perhaps some of the more seasoned bros can help out.

Looking for a good time in a less sleazy/chaotic environment but also with girls that can at least speak English.

Maybe I'm asking too much, but i'll appreciate any advice on this.

Re: Guide for total newbie
 

Step 1: google the internet.
Step 2: read this forum for your selected topics.
Step 3: ask something specific. What, you expect a member to give u idea on every possibility?

Re: Guide for total newbie
 

-Bring money.
-If its too good to be true you're probably right.
-And nope you are not going to be in some kind of sex wonderland every night.

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Sounds good

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How do you define "things that are unique to bangkok alone"? Or sleazy / chaotic" environment?

For the first question, i assume you are in Singapore and your experience is limited to FL Dome 1 and Dome 2 type of experience, and maybe to Singapore's Thai Disco?

If you really want to experience the uniqueness of Thailand and Thai ladies, i suggest the following 10 activities (not in order of priority):

1. Go to Thai Night Club and enjoy the atmosphere and Thai Songs. Always better to go with other bros and try your luck in picking up ladies there.

2. Go to The Pimp or any G-Club and experience it at least once. Be prepared to spend more if going alone.

3. Go to Agogo bar at Nana or Soi Cowboy. If Bacarra is open, go in and enjoy the glass ceiling view.

4. Go to a soapy MP and experience the bath tub service. Unfortunately most of the big soapy MPs not open yet, but you can still experience this at the smaller MPs along sukhkumvit.

5. Go try nuru service at one of the jap joints along sukhkumvit.

6. Try one of the BJ bars .

7. Try a kapoo joint.

8. Get a Pretty MC model for ST or LT. Bring the escort to a nice restaurant and be the envy of other guys - bro tonybkk or Apple can help arrange.

9. Go Thermae and get a girl for ST or LT. Can always go sit there and drink while ogling the large selection of ladies.

10. Try a session with a LB once. If you not so adventurous, then can go visit cabaret show instead. I think still have such places in bkk, but not sure.

Whether you end up with lady (or 2 ladies) for the night is up to you. No one will judge if you end up with LB that looks like Nong Ploy :D

Chok dee na (Good luck!)

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Wow! What a guide! Give this man a beer!! :D

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Great guide! bookmarked! if you are really lost, you can do it in order. so you need 10 days in thailand :D

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Indeed a good guide for newbies. Upz u lah.

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Good share, though most I have tried except a few in the list. Looks like it will be just doing the same thing again when I am there lolz :D

Up u Bro

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No need 10 days, can do it in 6D5N.

Only acitivities 1,2,3, and 9 have to be done at night. Activity 8 preferred night time too. Rest can easily be done during day time.

There are more activities that i didn't list down in the top 10 list since need to travel outskirts. Those who have done most or all the 10 activities can consider the following:

11. Go Pretty Pub / Restaurant and let syts serve and talk cock with you. One of the restaurant mentioned in sbf is paikanyai.

12. Go Thai ktv and sing your favourite Thai song with Thai ladies. Also have english and sometimes chinese songs.

13. Go play night golf with pretty caddies. Day golf possible too but need to book the pretty caddies in advance. Good for golfers.

Honestly 1-10 will already take up enough of your time. So many different MPs, kapoo, night clubs etc to go try on different trips.

Finally, the ultimate goal of any Thai cheongster would be to find a Gik (or Giks for that matter) that will accompany you everytime you go Thailand. Chok dee krub, and happy hunting!

How does this karaoke thing work. Is it like the one in Patpong where there are a bunch of girls out front these karaoke joints and you choose a girl to sing with? What are the prices like?

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Need to book a trip with you together. 55555

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Patpong or Soi Thaniya are the jap ktv joints. I personally haven't gone to these places and have only heard of stories from japanese clients. Yes, you choose a lady to sit with you either in a booth or private room. Heard they have free flow alcohol promotion. I have no info on the cost of these jap-oriented joints. Walked along Thaniya / Patpong a couple of times and the ladies do not interest me. Maybe the prettier ones do not seat outside to attract customers.

Thai KTVs similiar to our local Sg joints. Go room, open bottle, ask mamasan for line up, choose lady or ladies and then drink / sing / play games. It can get pretty wild when everyone gets drunk, but as far as i know, no sex or bj in the room. I'm not a regular of such places so maybe other senior bros can confirm. Price wise definitely cheaper than G clubs. ST/LT depends on your negotiation. Ladies do not butterfly and you pay them to accompany you by hour.

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Any recommendations for Thai ktvs? Going on bkk on 27th. Appreciate any info thanks.

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U can try Carnival KTV along Ratchada Rd (Near to Poiseidon or Sutthisan
MRT Station).

Khorp khun Karp !:D