Ideas to get hospitalised
 

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

Re: Ideas to get hospitalised
 

Lmao you come let me whack the fuck out of you lor.

But hor we have to sign agreement that I'm just assisting you on getting hospitalized lol. :D

Re: Ideas to get hospitalised
 

walk in front of a car :p

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Bend down butt naked in a gay's pub toilet??:p Just joking..:)
It's not a gd idea.. but there r check ups or minor surgeries tat requires hospitalization.
Gd luck, bro..

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It is time for u to go mental hospital have a check up. Guess u will stay there for a period of time....

Re: Ideas to get hospitalised
 

Shove a large gerbil up your arse.

http://www.jimgoad.net/index.shtml?rectalforeignbodies

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...cosmetic surgery? gonna be pricey though ;)

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There are many advertisements here. Book a fl from any of these advertisements. Fuck and then don't pay. Then stay there and don't run away. The hospital is coming to admit you as a patient.

Re: Ideas to get hospitalised
 

borrow lots of money from several bad ass ah longs

spend it all on expensive hookers

when its time to pay and they call you , yell at them and say

kun ne nau boo chau chee by dont pay u so what !!!

then find a secluded spot tell them where u are and u wait

Re: Ideas to get hospitalised
 

roll down the staircase. jump down from level 2 or 3

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10 post Liao. Can up n keep le wahaha :D

Re: Ideas to get hospitalised
 

(1) Bang your head against the wall
(2) Roll the wheel of a car (Cherry QQ) over foot.
(3) Stab yourself on the thigh with a fruit knife
(4) Swallow 10 sleeping pills after you call 911

:D :D :D

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go circumcise, but before u go hospitalize be sure to buy more insurance, especially hospital insurance, hospitalization income insurance, etc. :D :D

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Wah, best idea yet. :D
Somemore can chio minas. Best. :D

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TS, u r strange, want to share why you want to purposely get injured n lay on a hospital bed??