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Old 01-03-2017, 02:26 PM
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Re: Great Bonks

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Originally Posted by 20peakaboo15 View Post
In the spirit of Academy Awards and Razzie awards 2017, I nominate Pornstar, Fern for:

Academy awards
Nominee for best picture
Nominee for best makeup
Nominee for best foreign language (without translation)

Razzie Awards
Nominee for worst actress
Nominee for worst screenplay
Nominee for worst musical score
Nominee for worst drama

Personal award
Nominee of worst interaction
Nominee for worst bonk 2017
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Originally Posted by Uncletopui View Post
Haha, I'm pretty sure Fern was in another stable like a year ago. The FRs for her were also abysmal back then. She looks pretty, but who cares if it feels like you're f*cking someone who thinks they are so above you, especially if they are in this line of work.
I strongly remembered she didn't have 'abysmal' FRs for her as I wanted to book her back then but she was always full on her last few days. Did a quick search, only some bros said she was commercial but most of the FRs are positive. Now she's back finally can try

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Originally Posted by broessex View Post
Just ended my 3rd RTF with Fern from TA! Bro Kenny asked me to kindly write her an FR so here goes!

Location: accessible by bus or mrt
Looks: big eyes, pretty face, long flowing hair - what's not to love?
Body: petite with curvy waist and fleshy bum
Boobs: enhanced Ds, great for grabbing during doggy!
Shower: SOP with some light kissing
BBBJ: POWERFUL SUCTION! Every time I find her, I would want to explode in her mouth during BBBJ, have to tell her to slow down else she'll continue to tease and work her magic on me.
FJ: no matter which position - doggy, missionary, cowgirl or whatever crazies you bros out there can think of, she's always very accommodating and eager to please. Really enjoy the look on her face and her cute moans each time I pump her.
Verdict: must try, although she is leaving SG this weekend. If you have been procrastinating or stalking GB thread (for f???) and you're waiting for a sign, this is it.

Rtf: I total visited her 4 times, you say leh?
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Originally Posted by fitjazz View Post
FR for Fern of Thai Ave.

Petite in size with curvy body. Long flowing hair. Very pretty.

Nothing to shout for shower. Very SOP. Not much GFE. Not kissing allowed for me. I guess she chooses who she wants to kiss.

BJ was ok. She will take the whole thing in her mouth but she does it for a short time only.

The best thing abt her is probably her large boobs, her look when you are screwing her. Her moans are cute, like a kitten. And her painting is very good at arousing your sleeping brother. She uses her long hair to tease you. If you are the kind who will feel ticklish, this might do the trick for you.

She looks best when done in doggy.

Overall, if you are looking for GFE, you won't be sexisfied. If you are looking for large boobs and a petite syt, you will enjoy this.

I guess everyone has a different opinion and experience.
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Originally Posted by Happyman78 View Post
Fr for Fern from Thai Avenue

Quick FJ hence quick FR

Face: 9.5/10 ! ( same as video, chio, long hair. All the feature that I like in a syt)

Boob: Huge melon (enhanced as we can tell )

Skin: 8/10 (Thai tan, smooth,

Body: Petite very slight tummy

Bbbj: 6/10 (Still green, one style)

FJ: 7/10 (As other bro pointed out, commercial feel)

Comm: Ok, basic English

Massage: 8/10 (omg with that kind of face syt, I dont expect massage at all but she can provide some!)

Perhaps i not handsome enough or that I cant click with her. Whole session feels polite and business. She is not as open to me as other FL so, not much chemistry. That aside, she indeed does her best to serve, and I gladly received. I ended the session early as well with 2 shots accomplished. Seriously with that face and boob combo, 2 shots not problem!

Rtf is probably no as she back in 6th....

Zap me, up me... U decide
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Originally Posted by orantoz View Post
Today I would like to write more than just FR on my girl

Stable : Thai Avenue
Girl : Fern

This girl is very good in deep of her heart land she have everything on her (face, boobs, body). She is not petite size to me as I am only 165/65 normal guy. But she is good for me.

However, based on her very bad experience with some bros out there who psychotic bitten her tits, slap her and chock her neck while having sex. She eventually became more introvert.

Come on bro, they come from her far from Thailand just to make some money for better life. What the fuck is your problem? Those chocking or more like SM doesn't apply to any girl out there accept those you saw in AV. Goddam it!!

This who tried her and said that her service not good and very commercial, it is because of those bad experience and she kinda like a frighten kitten. May the karma hunt you down for those sick people. No offense, but please treat them as a human. We paid for good services, in order to get it, we must treat them good and they could return us in good will... Issit better to have win win situation?

I always have some sweets to chill my breath before having section so my bad breath could not turn them off... That's why I always have a very fantastic time with all my girl with all stable. Of course this who really have attitude problem, I just feedback to bro, no point hooting them right?

Anyway, I went too far... After knowing what had happened on Fern below are my rating for your reference.

Boobs : perfect big (but please be gentle as someone bitten her so hard) but still touchable with gentle

Body : between petite and chubby. For this who above 170/70 she is petite and this like me 165/60+ she is abit meaty. But stil have hour glass figure

Frenching : no chemistry between us. Just some peak during missionary. I believe my next visit will be better

Bbbj : this is top notch, although she is green, but she can make your shaft wet and full of slurping sound. I made CIM on my second shot (I asked her before we proceed to CIM)

Painting : no painting are allow due to hygien issue. No pussy touching as well as someone rough on her before

FJ : with KY and my beloved okomoto 0.03 condom~ nice~ I got my first shot in less than 10 min (damn this is my first fastest bonk)

GFE : great as I can speak Thai. Most important I treat her like my friend and human. We chat a lot as well~ actually she is a chatty girl but she can't really speak English. She can understand but cannot speak much

I gave above comment because I know what happen to her and despite that, she still try her very best to make me cum 2 time.

I will RTF again if I manage to come back from oversea by this Friday.

Last, good service and GFE comes from how you treat them.
Cheers and have a good weekend
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Originally Posted by broessex View Post
Humble fr for Fern from ThaiAngel (aka bro Kenny)

Location: hotel, but room provided so it's ok
Looks: 90% similar to photo, some make up
Body: petite and slim, very sexy.
Boobs: 9/10 enhanced D cups, a bit hard to squeeze but the sight of those two knockers are amazing
Shower: SOP
BBBJ: 9/10 heavenly, almost CIM
Painting: NA
GFE: 6/10 mainly due to lack of chemistry because she can only speak a bit of English. She was also a bit shy and blur, seems like new to the industry
FJ: 8/10 two positions, very accommodating and her high face when I pump her is a huge turn on

Overall: 8/10 will RTF because she's just a good bang.
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Originally Posted by khazha View Post
Here is an accurate review for Fern from ThaiAvenue.
Thanks bro Kenny for the arrangement.
Place is good and no need to worry about booking any rooms.

Photo is 95% Similar, i almost cant see any difference from the pics!!

Skin tone wise she is 7/10 white fair. (10/10 is snow white)

Very super smooth skin and has tattoo on her back. But doesnt matter for me.

BJ: 9/10 ( She gives bare BJ but not CIM, ill give 9 because of her seductive look)

Body: 9.5/10 ( Super smooth slim and D cup, i think it is enhanced)

FJ : 9/10 ( She has a cute moan and seeing that headlight bouncing during cow omg~)

Massage: 9/10 ( She put an effort to massage and wow catbath my whole body!! )

She will be available only for 7 more days. So bros, if u wan a slim and huge boob lover, she is definitely the one)