[warbird]

The 20th Anniversary

John asks his wife Mary what she wants to celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary.

"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Mary.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds.

"Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?" he asks, becoming slightly exasperated. "Nah..." she shrugs.

"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he persists. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."

"Well what WOULD you like?" John asks. "I want a divorce." answers Mary.

" Sorry," John sighed. "I wasn't planning on spending that much."