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Originally Posted by newyorker88

Denis Rodman is a basketball star, famous for his tattoos all over his body.

One day he had a new girlfriend. He took off his shirt n his body has NIKE written on his chest. He then took off his pants. On both left legs written PUMA, n UMBRO. Then he took off his underwear, the gal screams

She says “ you have AIDS”!

Rodman says “when it gets big, it will spell AIDIDAS”

The original joke something like this ..

NO offense

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.

To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon. We have great beaches, great ladies, and great sun, mon! Have a nice day.'"