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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
A woman visited her parents' home. When she opened the refrigerator, she found a picture of a supermodel in a short skimpy dress.
Woman: Mom, what's this?
Mom: Oh, I put up that picture to remind me not to over eat.
Woman: Is it working?
Mom: Yes, and No.
Woman: Meaning?
Mom: I've lost 5 kilos but your dad has gained 12 kgs...😝
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