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First time scaring the shit out of a wild Javan Myna bird today. HAHAHA.

This curious bird flown into the house looking for food and was making some noise which alerted me. Upon spotting it, I crept up slowly towards it and made a sudden and continuous bellowing Frankenstein voice. The bird got so shocked, it immediately turned back and wanted to fly out of the window but did not see where it was going and got trapped between the window grilles and window pane.

I then walked at an even faster pace and came so near to it, the bird got so afraid that it's shit started dropping like crazy. It kept flapping it's wings frantically trying to escape. You should have seen the horror on that bird's face, never seen a bird opened so wide-eyed before. HAHAHA.

Trust me, that shit wasn't even that regular bird shit. It was the orange yellow watery scared out of the wits shit and made a mess out of my window pane, grilles, wall and even the floor. HAHAHA.

After I had my fun with the bird, I called my maid over to free it. My maid exclaimed it has never seen a bird having so much diarrhea before. On one hand, I am happy I am able to induce a bird to have diarrhea, and on the other hand, I am happy I found some things for my maid to do.

Such a wonderful encounter which I will always miss. HAHAHA.