Bros,
I am staying in Bangkok but I not too sure if this constitute to a field trip report or not but I shall share with you my recent experience.
I just posted not too long in Bro Norice thread “retirement in BKK” about driving in Bangkok with no problems until now……
I was driving around 2am, in the outskirts of BKK, to fetch someone for supper, when a BMW grazed the side of my car when about to make a right turn. I immediately stopped my car and the BMW stopped about 5 meters in front of me but I could see the damage, deep scratch marks for the driver door very visible, considering the dim street lighting in BKK. ShXt, that looks bad! I slowly opened my door to get out of the car but nervously as I thinking who that driver might be. A gangster, a nasty guy? Maybe, this might escalate into a fight. Does he have a gun? While, this was going through my mind, the door of the BMW finally opened after what seems like ages.
First, the leg of the person appeared and gosh…I told myself…this can’t be true as more and more of the body and clothing is becoming visible. Cut short, when the whole person appeared, it was no more than a hot, sexy and SYT (sweet young thing) chick, standing right in front me! Did I just got myself into trouble or did I just hit the jackpot!? Forgetting about my own car damage, a bit of frustration and nervousness, my years of girl-related field experience kicked in. "Are you ok?" I asked her in Thai. She could not stand properly due to shock but I realized she was a bit drunk. We looked at the damage together and decided to call our insurance companies. She couldn't even describe the place so I had to talk to her insurance company on the location of our accident.
While waiting for the insurance company, I chat with her and build some rapport but the real break came when a police pickup truck stopped and a lone policeman stepped out. As she was drunk, her face turned pale. Sensing this, I quickly walked to talk to the policeman. He asked if any of us was drunk, I said no and that we already called our insurance companies and that we can solve it by ourselves. He almost wanted to test us when my insurance guy came first and manage to talk off the policeman. Phew…not for me as I did not drink much that night but for her. I can still remember her eyes, she was very grateful for “defending” her. Score point no. 1 bingo. 2nd point, she was urgent for toilet but since there was no toilet there, I walked with her to some bushes behind and waited to her. Can you guys here all imagine the feeling and situation I was in at that time? Yet so near but yet so far….But I never take advantage of her.
Cut the story short, insurance companies found her at fault but she was quite nervous as she kept telling the insurance guy that her mum would screw her. So she was driving mummy’s car…naughty girl…. But in the end, she had to admit fault as she was turning right from middle lane, while I was in the correct turning lane and worst she was drunk. I kind of “sayang” her and after the insurance left, she was too affected to drive so I left my car and drove her BMW back to her house, no so far away. Had hard time doing that as I was looking at pretty face, her beautiful legs and her chest cleavage. She look exactly like those girls you see at thonglor, RCA that you want to screw. I really couldn't focus on the road. Luckily, the road quite empty or else I will surely accident again. Anyway, we exchanged numbers and met a few times after that, including her mum, as she needed to explain about her BMW. She is a nice girl with good & rich family background. But guess what? I already “did” her yesterday night. I will exclude the details but she was good, warm and juicy.
No bad for an accidental experience, right? But guys don’t go round trying this on purpose as results could be different. I have not repaired my car yet as I was so busy with her while hers was in the garage. Will be sending my car for repairs soon. Maybe, I will be riding in a BMW when my car is in the garage.
