[birdie8819]

One Liners and Q & A


Calories are the little fuckers that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter!


Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.



What do a rooster and a prostitute have in common?

Roosters calling: "cock-a-doodle-doo"

Prostitute calling: "any-cock-will-do"

A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."


The worst thing about being a test tube baby is that you KNOW your father is a wanker.


Q: What defines a truly sensitive guy?
A: He doesn't make his girlfriend blow him after he buttfucks her.

Q: What are the two words every man does NOT want to hear after a blow job?
A: Kiss Me

Q: What can make you feel really good or be very annoying?
A: A woman's mouth!