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Old 14-01-2011, 09:51 AM
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Re: Hanging Flowers Joints

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Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki View Post
Just got back home.
Share a joke
Was entertaining my PRC VIPs from dinner to wee hours.
Told my driver to come picked me up at 4am, on my journey home, I noticed that he was like kinda of upset.....so I asked him why?

Me: Fxxking long night
Driver: Yes, lucky, you smart, not driving tonight cos you high liao
Me: Yalor...
Me: Hey! you like bit moody? Why? I thought I gave you $300 to go cheong till I call you?
Driver: Don;t say la...
Me: Why?
Driver: I went to joo chiat, got a vietnamese girl, brought her to 81 ...Knn...asked her to blow job, she said she got ulcer, this cannot that cannot !!!..Knn...No mood liao..so L/L..Wait for you loh!!..
Me: Wahahahahhaha I smarter, I told my PRC VIP, tomorrow I flying off, so meet tonight,,,I can sleep whole day tomorrow
Driver..Wow! kekekekeke...I know you la..your pattern..don't know you entertained them or yourself and your bros..the girls all vomitted like shit...So tomorrow night you same cheong place?
Me: Cheong your head arh! Go 7/11 to buy 100plus 1st....

Ulcer cannot blow job - Laughed till I dropped
Actually the Viet girl did the right thing...with Ulcer STD can be spread...and if use condom to blow not so shoik rite....so tell your driver don't be so upset! he may have saved himself from some disease!