Gone are the days
Gone are the days when every 10 ceweks you see, 9 are doable.
Now, after viewing 100 ceweks, sometime you'll rather tidur sendiri.
Gone are the days when the SGD exchange rate is Rp1,800 and the boking fee is only Rp200,000.
And when the exchange rate improves to Rp4,000 Rp5,000 Rp6,000, the boking fee remains at Rp200,000.
And when the exchange rate was almost Rp9,000 during a period, the boking fee remains at Rp200,000
Gone are the days when a Rp100,000 tips make you a lord. Now sometime even a Rp500,000 tip looked like a sod.
Gone are the days when ojek rides are Rp1,000~3,000.
Now, its Rp10,000.
Gone are the days when you tip your regular driver Rp25,000 for bringing you here, there, and everywhere in town.
Now they want at least the same amt for a single trip.
Gone are the days when a litre of petrol cost Rp1,800.
Now it is almost Rp5,000 a litre.
Gone are the days when a pack of ciggie cost Rp6,000 and a can of Bintang cost Rp5,000.
Now it is double that.
Gone are the days when you regualr cewek will wait for you at the jetty for your arrival at 7+am local time.
Now they dun even give a damn.
Gone are the days when you pay reasonable amt of money, and you've great fun.
Now you spent $1,000 for a night also no fun.
Gone are the days when local chinese gals sees us as a good lay. Like when in ROC during NS in those days. We're hot properties man!
Now they sees us as shit.
Now the island south of us doesn't seem to be fun anymore. Or maybe I'm getting old.
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ML: I like you style
CB: Really?! What style?
ML: Doggie style!
CB:
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