[mutantchicken]

Newbie reporting here, this is my first FR so please be gentle withe me as my england not powderful. Firstly thanks all the past posters in all 3 threads, i have been a avid reader of all thread threads going back to 2004, so u know all the stories and all the personailities of most of the seniors going back to when they were just newbies. I have noticed that the recent posts have followed a particular pattern so i will try my best to stick with that pattern.
As i have mentioned i have been reading about vietnam on sammyboy since 2004 and finally i have tired of sitting in my moms house masturbating to the sextifying stories from sex therapy, naked ambition and many others, finally i have followed in the footsteps of my hero Volcano to finnaly arrive in HCMC or aka Wetnam.
Again please excuse me as i am not sophisticated as some of the seniors in their FR and i cannot achieve self flattery through suggestion or implication as such i will be crude crass and direct.
The seniors could not have time to meet me after i PM them as i assume they too busy making love to there darlings, princess, queen of hearts, and model gfs, the only person who met me was Mutantchicken who i will refer to as MC.
He met me at a cafe called Mifa, i would like to qualify and put a caveat on the next part of the FR and say that YMMV, ie please dont expect the same results, because MC is a old bird of HCMC, not only that but he is handsome, has a big penis, when he speaks he can make giirls cry, smile, dance, he even made a girl get so wet thats she put her fingers under the table brought it out all wet and glistening and wiped it over my lips...yes pussy juice. Secondly he is so localised that many times locals for no particular need have come over to protect him from all the girl who wants his body. HE is such a old bird he even get prices cheaper and lower than local..he told me he just survive on 50k a day, because he is so hansome people give many things for he free of charge.
So we went for coffee, at mifa, the cafe sua da was only 10k (actually the coffee and milk was extra call it a hidden charge, because if i told u the total price of 35k, then it wouldnt seem as exciting a story) When he asked me to tip her 20k, she gave it back to him as start crying as she was so touched that MC tipped her. He told me he never need to tip, so by tipping her she felt special.

Next we went try some chao long, it cost only 15k (mc chose the cheapest option just have chao no long, that way i can FR that we go a really localised meal for so cheap, if we had got teh special for 23k, then it wouldnt seem so impressive)

Afterwards we went to a massage only 50K!!!! so cheap the cheapest i have never seen ( the true cost break down was 100k if i wanted sauna and massage and the tip was 150k for teh hj, but if i said that teh massage was 250k, then it wouldnt be as sensational as saying massage 50k, 50k just gives me use of the sauna...but i have to follow the pattern of seniors her and sensationalise my FR to suggest thats we are super duper localise old bird)

After massage mc suggest we have localise rice meal WOW only 5k ( yes the rice was 5k, the meat and vegies cost extra....call it a hidden charge)

So after that..mc said he had to go home fuck his 3 women his number 1,2,3...so we said our farewells the whole day accompany him just 80k...wetnam is so cheap!!!