Re: Life as a Limo Driver
The song play on and she sang certain parts of it. I was silent throughout.
The song started to faded off and move to a faster beat song. I lower the volume and waited for her instruction.
Lady V: Ok we are good to go… but wait I got a small memento for you
She lean forward and held her g string right it from of my face.
Lady V : Is still wet with my honey… just for you ! she whisper into my left ear. “thank you for being such a darling back in the pub” she let go of the g string and it let me fell between my legs.
Damn ! so that was what she was doing just now . I can really feel my pants on fire. I was getting a hard on. It was my turn to breathe hard. “mInd over body, Mind over body” I was chanting inside. PLEASE DO NOT STAND UP FOR SINGAPORE now !
Lady V : Lets go… she barked . Leaning back to the seat
I compose myself and adjusted the rear view mirror. I look straight into her and saw her staring blankly into the open space car park outside. This lady must be a schizo I say to myself.
Lady V : What is on your mind ?
Me: Nothing. I put the gear stick to D mode.
Lady V: I wont bite . Say it before you drive off.
ME: I WANT TO WANK OFF WITH YR G STRING IN MY HAND…. The words just shot out and I hit my forehead on the steering wheel…..” What the” I say softly.
Silence for abt ten seconds.
Lady V: Kinky ! she suddenly reply…. Do it ! While it is still warm with my honey .
I unlock the door and was about to look for a spot.
Lady V: INSIDE THE CAR ! WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING ?
Me : WHATZ ?
Lady V : is either here or back in the hotel carpark. You decide ! If you don’t do it I will not sign your reporting time off for today.
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