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Originally Posted by HayHot
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When
Subject A is so many steps
(B) on the Escalator
(C) which has an gradient of
(D), if you are
(E) steps below the Escalator and the Subject
(A) has halted on the ideal step
(F) which is on the ideal gradient
(G) and angle
(H) from your vantage point
(I) you will then be in the ideal position (J) to achieve maximum possible visibility
(K) of any and all possible undergarments of subject
(A), you may, if you are possessed of superb visual acuity
(L) to be able to discern such details as the colour
(M) , style
(N), lace/or others
*(O), and whether or not its the time of month (P), on subject
(A).
Having thus achieved the optimal vantage point
(Q), you may feel at such time
(R) to subtly activate your image capturing device
(S) so that you may at times of your choosing
(T) capture such details
(M N O P) pertaining to subject
(A), that is only if the escalator's programmed cycletime
(T) has not run out in which case you are up shit creek and have no paddle (
SHIT)
If you are in the posession of humongously huge balls (
BALLS), you may be able to attain position
(U) which is just directly behind subject
A, and you may be able to achieve the holy grail
(V) of upskirting , which is capturing on your image capturing deivice
(S) images of such high quality (
FUCK SHIT YEAH) that you can be able to surmise how hirsute subject (
A) is in her nether regions (
CHEE BYE).
However if all does not go well , you may find yourself speaking to officers of the law
(W), in which case your balls may shrink
(X), and you will find yourself on tommorow's front page (Y) and hence forth you shall find it exceedingly hard to get laid
(Z) 
There , i believe i have laid the steps for you out from ABCDEFG to HIJKLMNOP and finishing of with QRSTUVWXYZ