If ur Car kana Bang by another car ?!

[netrot]

Hi bros... was reading someone stories .. suddenly got this thought .. if ur car kana bang by another car..( its already very unlucky ) .. so u had to go all over place to get the report done and car repair back rite ?

What "if" ... ur car kanan bang by other car.. i offer u some okt gals to let u " wash " away ur bad luck and u can " BANG" her back..

If the respond is good than i will contact the okt and start this "biz".. but the condition is ur car must be repair by us...:

Sam... if this biz start.. can u kindly pls let me know what the amount i had to pay for .. thanks in advance...

[Ghost Kelevra]

interesting propersition. sadly my car still long way before beconmes reality

[superoy]

Guys,

Im a doctor. One more requisite is to have me seen you after the accident and let u claim for whiplash before u go bang the gal...hahaha

[Xgenre]

Just to confirm, what you are suggesting is that if we send our car to your workshop, we get sex on top of the normal complimentary car and filing of insurance is it? You will arrange for us to enjoy an okt's girl right?

Crazy but may work. What if a girl's car kenna bang? Then you bang the girl is it? My 80 year old granny-cum-widow is a terrible driver lar!

[KINGor75]

Originally Posted by netrot

Hi bros...
What "if" ... ur car kanan bang by other car.. i offer u some okt gals to let u " wash " away ur bad luck and u can " BANG" her back..

swee, do let me know if u really start the bizz... i support u...but can claim insurance???

[Big Sexy]

free bonks???

Originally Posted by netrot

If the respond is good than i will contact the okt and start this "biz".. but the condition is ur car must be repair by us...:
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[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

free bonks???

TS will obviously jack up the cost of repairing our cars so that he can claim more from the insurers. From his increased profit, he puts some money so that we get free bonks. The only problem is when we renew our insurance, the premium may jump so high that the 'free' bonk is actually more costly than a cat150 bonk.

No such thing as a free lunch. I never made any claim over the last 5 years, yet my premium already jumped more than a Cat150 bonk... If I make a claim now... I'll be the one getting fucked by the insurers in the form of even higher renewal premiums.

[pusslicker]

i think what TS is trying to say is, if our car is bang by other party. then we claim the other party. In that case our car insurance will not go up.
Only other party insurance will be gana.....

Correct me if i am wrong.

i still new here

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by pusslicker

i think what TS is trying to say is, if our car is bang by other party. then we claim the other party. In that case our car insurance will not go up. Only other party insurance will be gana.....Correct me if i am wrong.

I disagree. If your car kenna bang and it's the other party's fault, what it means is that you don't lose your NCD. From the small picture, it seems like you won't be penalised.

But it doesn't mean your premium don't go up. Your insurance premium is calculated by the profit and loss of the insurers. So if enough claims are made (which is what is happening), your renewal premium will go up when the insurers are losing money as a whole. Just look around, how many safe drivers who didn't get into any accidents are being asked to pay more for motor insurance because of inflated claims?

But the free sex idea is quite creative though. I think TS should target the car servicing market instead. Come service your car with me. While your car's engine oil is being replaced, our in-house consultant (okt's ladies) will give you a free BJ at our lounge. Aahh...

[DarthRevan]

Very interesting proposition!

[tomcat007]

Originally Posted by pusslicker

i think what TS is trying to say is, if our car is bang by other party. then we claim the other party. In that case our car insurance will not go up.
Only other party insurance will be gana.....

Correct me if i am wrong.

i still new here

But every year, they sure say that across the board, the premium increase more than your NCD discount. So? LL and pay lor....

[pyscho77]

Doc,

Can get a downgrade before and after the bonk to SAF Medical Review?

Originally Posted by superoy

Guys,

Im a doctor. One more requisite is to have me seen you after the accident and let u claim for whiplash before u go bang the gal...hahaha

[old_yet_horny]

Originally Posted by superoy

Guys,

Im a doctor. One more requisite is to have me seen you after the accident and let u claim for whiplash before u go bang the gal...hahaha

Whiplash can claim how much??

Last time my buddy calim SGD16K..no joke.

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by old_yet_horny

Whiplash can claim how much??

Last time my buddy calim SGD16K..no joke.

If whiplash results in loss of income or loss of ability to work in your current job, the claim amount can be really big. Think hundreds of thousands if not millions. How much does your friend earn? His whiplash isn't that severe? I read from Straits Times that some whiplash can result in you having severe headaches and nightmares for years.

Imagine you bang a 30 year old guy who is the CEO of a MNC and earning SGD$2 million per year. If he can't work as a CEO as a result of the accident, he can claim a lot leh. Cos they normally count your potential pay till your retirement age... plus expected increment and inflation.

Anyway, we are side-tracking from the real issue. How to link cars with free sex...

[DuFu]

Just a scam to cheat the insurers. Anyone who participates in this is an accomplice.