Fail

Fail · #1 26-08-2010, 12:40 AM

First of all, I am 100% certified female (have met a number of samsters from the chatroom) so you don't have to worry I'm a guy in disguise or heshe or "it"..hehehe
honestly, I'm no babe/chiobu, if u think i'm not your cup of tea, then please skip to the next thread or whatever okie?

I wanted to post that I am looking for fb but not entirely sure if I should be doing that..seems like everybody's perception of this term "fb" is different.
fuck buddy, friend with benefit...the emphasis to me, is not totally on the sex.
I would prefer to get a friend, one that I am able to also enjoy sex with.
Not someone who will just call me up and ask "hey wanna meet and fuck?"
I'm not some sex provider on-call 24/7 ok?
Would also appreciate the occassional dinner/movie outing, hawker fare is fine...but u pay. I believe this is not too much to ask for?

**Warning** I'm fat and not pretty...but that doesn't mean I will have to accept any dick that comes along.
I enjoy the intimate feeling of sex, if I gotta do it with a robot/someone who treats me as a sex object...I might as well just use my fucking vibrator lor...

geez am I being too long winded or something? lol
ok forgive me pleassseeee...
here's a little info abt me:
Race: Chinese
Age: 31 this year
Height: 1.68m
Weight: 84kg (told u fat liao lar...)
Wear specs (look nerdy)
Regular smoker
Drinks occassionally
Stays East
msn/email: [email protected]

Prefer guy between 27~38
Height above 1.68m
Prefer someone who drives (sometimes when certain venues are not available...the car is a last resort to have a simple one..)

ok now I gotta prepare myself to get zapped :P

S.B.Y · #2 26-08-2010, 12:53 AM

Nice approach

Pak P will bet most Mas (bro) here will be flooding your email and PM soon

Be PROUD of yourselve

Your age criteria doesn't match Pak P (64 coming Sept)

SlmT

lovestar · #3 26-08-2010, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fail

First of all, I am 100% certified female (have met a number of samsters from the chatroom) so you don't have to worry I'm a guy in disguise or heshe or "it"..hehehe
honestly, I'm no babe/chiobu, if u think i'm not your cup of tea, then please skip to the next thread or whatever okie?

I wanted to post that I am looking for fb but not entirely sure if I should be doing that..seems like everybody's perception of this term "fb" is different.
fuck buddy, friend with benefit...the emphasis to me, is not totally on the sex.
I would prefer to get a friend, one that I am able to also enjoy sex with.
Not someone who will just call me up and ask "hey wanna meet and fuck?"
I'm not some sex provider on-call 24/7 ok?
Would also appreciate the occassional dinner/movie outing, hawker fare is fine...but u pay. I believe this is not too much to ask for?

**Warning** I'm fat and not pretty...but that doesn't mean I will have to accept any dick that comes along.
I enjoy the intimate feeling of sex, if I gotta do it with a robot/someone who treats me as a sex object...I might as well just use my fucking vibrator lor...

geez am I being too long winded or something? lol
ok forgive me pleassseeee...
here's a little info abt me:
Race: Chinese
Age: 31 this year
Height: 1.68m
Weight: 84kg (told u fat liao lar...)
Wear specs (look nerdy)
Regular smoker
Drinks occassionally
Stays East
msn/email: [email protected]

Prefer guy between 27~38
Height above 1.68m
Prefer someone who drives (sometimes when certain venues are not available...the car is a last resort to have a simple one..)

ok now I gotta prepare myself to get zapped :P

Thank u for being so honest.