Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[curiousSG]

Very nice jokes.. thanks all for sharing.

[wrackers]

So many funny jokes!!

[bigbirdbird]

Today is Sperm Appreciation Day
Lets have a Moment of Silence in honor of those children who were not born but were......
1. Swallowed during a Blow job,
2. Thrown away in a Condom,
3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation,
4. Dropped on someones breast and died in tissue paper,
5. Slipped on someones hips and lost with water..
6. And many more untold incidents. ...
Consider Yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz You made it!

You are a Sperm That Survived!!
You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!!

You were a Sperm that survived while billions of others Perished.

So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm... You can make it in
Life too!
😂😂😂😂😂
Best motivational speech!

[hil169]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Today is Sperm Appreciation Day
Lets have a Moment of Silence in honor of those children who were not born but were......
1. Swallowed during a Blow job,
2. Thrown away in a Condom,
3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation,
4. Dropped on someones breast and died in tissue paper,
5. Slipped on someones hips and lost with water..
6. And many more untold incidents. ...
Consider Yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz You made it!

You are a Sperm That Survived!!
You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!!

You were a Sperm that survived while billions of others Perished.

So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm... You can make it in
Life too!
😂😂😂😂😂
Best motivational speech!

Wahahahahaha good one. Reminds me of the many sperms sacrificed..

[MikePiak]

So many nice jokes, thanks!!

[Sexy Under]

This is hilarious! Extended moment of silence for those buried in shit because of backdoor entry.

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Today is Sperm Appreciation Day
Lets have a Moment of Silence in honor of those children who were not born but were......
1. Swallowed during a Blow job,
2. Thrown away in a Condom,
3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation,
4. Dropped on someones breast and died in tissue paper,
5. Slipped on someones hips and lost with water..
6. And many more untold incidents. ...
Consider Yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz You made it!

You are a Sperm That Survived!!
You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!!

You were a Sperm that survived while billions of others Perished.

So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm... You can make it in
Life too!
😂😂😂😂😂
Best motivational speech!

[bigbirdbird]

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"

The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."

His friend says, "You know, that don't sound too bad."

The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off, only I got somebody to talk to."

[bigbirdbird]

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the wife said,

"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".

The husband thought for a few moments, then said,

"Your pussy is tighter than your sister's".

[bigbirdbird]

A guy walked into the doctor's office for an appointment.

"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.

"I'll need the information for the doctor."

"It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection."

"Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."

[bigbirdbird]

A guy walks into a pub to meet his mates for a beer.

They are amazed at how healthy he is looking. In particular he has fantastically good looking smooth skin on his face with a totally radiant glow.

"Jim you are looking fit and healthy. Started a new diet?"

"Nope," says Jim.

"So, you've joined a fitness club then?"

"Nope," says Jim.

"But your face looks so fresh and healthy. Let us in on the secret Jim. What are you doing?"

"I've got a new girl friend," says Jim.

"But how does that get you healthy looking smooth skin on your face?"

"Well" says Jim, "my new girl friend has got the hairiest pussy I've every seen. In fact she's like a wire brush down there!"

"So?" says the inquisitive friend.

"So, going down on her is the quickest way I know to exfoliate and moisturize your face at the same time!"

[Humperdinck]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the wife said,

"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".

The husband thought for a few moments, then said,

"Your pussy is tighter than your sister's".

Hahahaha this is funny
Thanks!!

[ABpopa]

Great jokes!! Thanks bro bigbirdbird

[bigbirdbird]

Today is Sperm Appreciation Day
Lets have a Moment of Silence in honor of those children who were not born but were......
1. Swallowed during a Blow job,
2. Thrown away in a Condom,
3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation,
4. Dropped on someones breast and died in tissue paper,
5. Slipped on someones hips and lost with water..
6. And many more untold incidents. ...
Consider Yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz You made it!

You are a Sperm That Survived!!
You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!!

You were a Sperm that survived while billions of others Perished.

So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm... You can make it in
Life too!
😂😂😂😂😂
Best motivational speech!

[bigbirdbird]

A Chinese farmer got on the bus, carrying a chicken in a cage, n Sat next to an English lady. He put the cage on the floor of the bus n slid it underneath the bench.

After a long bumpy ride, the Chinese peasant reached his destination and wanted to get off. He turned round and said something to the English lady, but got a slap on the face!

The bus conductor came to investigate. "What did you say to the lady?"

The Chinese peasant said: "I just told her to open her legs, I want to take my cock out!" 😂😂😂🐓🐓🐓

[Calzedonia]

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