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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

A man goes home to his wife, after being fired from his job at a chips factory..

The wife acts surprised, because the man has been employee of the month for 13 months in a row.

She asks "What happened?"

"I got fired for putting my penis in the potato cutter. It's been a dream of mine, and I couldn't resist it anymore", the man replied.

The wife, even more surprised after hearing what happened, asked if everything is okay with his penis.

"Yes everything is fine with the penis", he replied.

"What about the potato cutter?", she asked.

A bit ashamed, he replied "she got fired as well !!"
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A man goes home to his wife, after being fired from his job at a chips factory..

The wife acts surprised, because the man has been employee of the month for 13 months in a row.

She asks "What happened?"

"I got fired for putting my penis in the potato cutter. It's been a dream of mine, and I couldn't resist it anymore", the man replied.

The wife, even more surprised after hearing what happened, asked if everything is okay with his penis.

"Yes everything is fine with the penis", he replied.

"What about the potato cutter?", she asked.

A bit ashamed, he replied "she got fired as well !!"
Thanks for nice joke.
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A little boy asked his mother, "How did you and daddy get together?"

She said, "I was eating in a restaurant when this gorgeous, handsome man walked past me and caught my eye. I knew straight away that I wanted to marry him."

He said, "Then what happened?"

She said, "He wasn't interested so I ended up with your father instead."
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haha lmao...

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Husband : Sweetheart please come here.

Wife : What is it?

Husband : Just come to the bedroom

Wife : Why?

Husband : Can you be spontaneous for once
in your life?

Wife : Okay here i am.

Husband : remove your clothes

Wife : remove my clothes why?

Husband : Just do what I tell you to do and come beside me on the bed , don't waste time

Wife :Okay they are off,

Husband :: Nice sweetie, what about your bra and pant? Remove them also

Wife : Please I am not in the mood

Husband : Just remove your pant and bra and stop all this your everyday not in the mood story!

Wife : okay they are off.

Husband :: okay climb the bed.

Wife : why? Am i your slave?

Husband :: Just climb the bed & relax first,

Wife : Okay so What's next?

Husband : I just want you to help me count my money , every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages.. 😁😁
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