Man dies during sex

bart · #1 16-05-2006, 08:54 AM

Today's Straits Times.
I suppose this is bound to happen some time.

May 16, 2006
Man dies during sex

A 63-YEAR-OLD odd-job worker keeled over while having sex with a prostitute in Geylang on Sunday afternoon.

Mr Tan Hock Soon had taken the woman, a Chinese national in her 30s, to a room in a budget hotel in Lorong 10.

She told hotel staff they were 'having sex halfway when he suddenly fainted'. She said he fell off the bed and onto the floor. Alarmed, she picked up the phone and alerted the hotel staff.

Staff told Shin Min Daily News that the woman also informed them she carried Mr Tan onto the bed, and used a towel to cover up the lower part of his body.

She left the hotel after she made the phone call.

The hotel staff then rushed to the room and called the police and an ambulance.

Police said Mr Tan showed no signs of physical injury.

Mr Tan's elder brother told Lianhe Wanbao Mr Tan was a bachelor and did not have any medical problems.

Police do not suspect foul play, and have classified the case as unnatural death.
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beck7777 · #2 16-05-2006, 09:05 AM

too old for the excitment? or too old for 'exercise' liao??

bart · #3 16-05-2006, 09:11 AM

At least he die happy.

The poor Mei Mei must be in terrible shock, but she had the good sense to call the hotel and also to dissappear after that.

yanki1 · #4 16-05-2006, 09:14 AM

now so many funnie funnie death. die while jogging la, die while having sex la. then got die while masturbating?

obelisk · #5 16-05-2006, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by yanki1

now so many funnie funnie death. die while jogging la, die while having sex la. then got die while masturbating?

bro...
dun curse me can??

alphanoobster · #6 16-05-2006, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by yanki1

now so many funnie funnie death. die while jogging la, die while having sex la. then got die while masturbating?

well it was in the news sometime back got a teen found dead in his chair while masturbating. was discovered the next morning with his pants down. think saw this in the new paper few years back. hehe.

bart · #7 16-05-2006, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by alphanoobster

well it was in the news sometime back got a teen found dead in his chair while masturbating. was discovered the next morning with his pants down. think saw this in the new paper few years back. hehe.

Wonder got female teen die while masterbating, caught with her skirt up?

#8 16-05-2006, 09:57 AM

This is literally 'Die Cock Stand'....

sk_33 · #9 16-05-2006, 10:00 AM

Heart attack?

yanki1 · #10 16-05-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by alphanoobster

well it was in the news sometime back got a teen found dead in his chair while masturbating. was discovered the next morning with his pants down. think saw this in the new paper few years back. hehe.

serious. wa piang eh. hope that dun happen to me

damn peiseh leh

beck7777 · #11 16-05-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by yanki1

serious. wa piang eh. hope that dun happen to me damn peiseh leh

haha.. bro if u died mast i dun tink u will feel anything liao let alone paiseh..

big dick · #12 16-05-2006, 10:48 AM

no offence to the bros and to the dead man... but just try think of it from another point of view...the old man died happily... i wish when it is time for my turn to go to hell... i wan it with my dick in a pussy... to die bonking happily with all my strength...

jus my two cents worth

bluezing · #13 16-05-2006, 10:54 AM

maybe he took viagra... or the gal to powerful liao...

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now so many funnie funnie death. die while jogging la, die while having sex la. then got die while masturbating?

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well it was in the news sometime back got a teen found dead in his chair while masturbating. was discovered the next morning with his pants down. think saw this in the new paper few years back. hehe.

ya, rem the news... the maid found him slump to his chair, with pants dwn, floor sticky

, n pc still on with porn website... dunno was he surfing sbf?? hehe...

yanki1 · #14 16-05-2006, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by beck7777

haha.. bro if u died mast i dun tink u will feel anything liao let alone paiseh..

i still dun wan to die with my face red mah

kimjerster · #15 16-05-2006, 10:59 AM

The circumstances relating to his death would have normally been scandalous in any other scenario ... i.e. Married man found dead while having sez with WL; PAP MP found dead while having sex with WL; CEO of SingTel found dead while having sex with WL ... I think you get what I mean.

Because he was an 'old uncle' lau ah pek ... nobody gives a rats ass about it. In fact that is one of the bext ways to die, if you ask me ... He brings new meaning to "leaving on a high".