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Agree with you bro. Camping here too!
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At the age of being an uncle, a hug will not cause erection. Unless if have some evil thoughts.
For women to go crazy, unless really mentally siao, otherwise, it takes two hands to crap to ki siao. Especially when they find out their men have other women. TS also need to be 'gan' for letting other women into the house. Remember reading some vietbu who used scissors to cut off the hubby's cock for adultery. Those are more hiong.
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Tent pitched. Keep it coming~
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Interesting story
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Guys mature slower than gals. U will find him matured and stable compared to younger guys. |
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Very true indeed
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welcome back!!! |
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Tricia:”thanks for listening to me.”
“Sorry I dirty your shirt.” She tried to pat on the wet spot left behind by her tears using a tissue. Me:” not at all. This shirt very precious, have your tears. Go home I won’t wash it.” *chuckles* She repositioned herself out of my arms, as we “unhug” each other. While repositioning her body, she accidentally glazed her elbow across my semi-erected cannon. *donk** Tricia:” weiyohhhhhhhh …… what’s that ?” She looked at me with a cheekily. Somehow this innocent gesture pumped more adrenaline down my spine. As my canon grew even bigger out of the pants ***donnnnnkkkk*** Me:”HMPH!! STILL DARE ASK. Don’t know whose fault…. Who ask you to be so nice to hug.” **toinkkk toinkkk toinkkkk*** she gently smacked on the erect cannon playfully with the tip of her fingers. Tricia:”Hehe…. OMG REALLY become HARD Sia.” *chuckles* Me:”HEYYYY It will feel pain one ok !!! “ ***Gulpppp gulpppppp*** She finished the remaining alcohol. Tricia:”I think I need to go toilet.” Me:”hmmm quite far…… you walk straight, turn right then after the road sign you turn right again will be the footpath . Walk a bit from there then will have the toilet.” She looked at me for a while. And whispered meekly. Tricia:”I………a bit dark…. I am….I am scared .” Me:” HAHAHAHAHA!!! Whattttt!!! You afraid of the dark !!!” I burst out in laughter. As I didn’t expect the almighty feisty delivery lady to be afraid of the dark Tricia:”Oiiii don’t disturb.” She smacked me on my arm Me:”then you go alone….. but be careful if you hear someone call your name. Don’t turn back.” Tricia:” OIIIIII STOP IT !!!” From her expression. She seem to be genuinely afraid. Tricia:”can accompany me go ?” She asked with a gentle tone. Me:”I would like to ……. But I may have difficulties walking.” I pointed to the “erection” at the groin area (although the erection has died down) Tricia:”errrrr..” she gave a skeptical look Me:”not I don’t want accompany you.. but how to walk with this thing standing there.“ ^^hoping that my lame uncle trick may just WORK^^ Tricia:”erm…… never hear such thing before sia. Just walk ?? “ Me:” are you serious !?!? How can someone walk with their ‘part’ hard and erected Do you know that body part has millions of nerve endings. When you walk the part will get clamped and abrasion is very very painful. “ ^^I continued my attempt of bombarding her with smoke grenade to confuse^^ Tricia:”uhh I really never hear such thing before.” Me:”And if any of the nerve ending gets bruise or injured it takes a long time to heal. So I rather not risk it.” Tricia:” ok fineeeeee ~ then how to make your cock go down ?” ^^She seem to start to take into my bullshit ^^ Me:”Erm I usually will calm down after 30mins to 1 hour.” ^^More Bullshit^^ Me:”or an ice pack will do… but there’s no ice pack here” ^^I placed my hand on my chin pretending to think like a science professor. Tricia:” not very urgent (her pee) but I don’t think I can wait 1 hour wor.” Me:”you can go yourself. Won’t so sway see dirty ‘things’ one la “ Tricia:”oiii don’t say liao ! I will angry one uh.” **Fast forward** We continued drinking for another 15 mins or so Tricia:”Go down liao not ?! “ Me:”Not yet, still feels quite hard. Don’t think can walk.” Tricia:”diaooooo…..Where got people stand so long one.” She said with her Ah lian accent. Me:”haiii….. uncle old man already. Blood circulation not good. If Blood go downstairs already hard to go back up. “ We stared at each other for a while. Deep in my heart I was betting on her impatient nature. Tricia: “ Faster leh…. Don’t play liao.” She muttered abruptly with displeasure. Me:”Nobody is PLAYING. This is serious. I got an erection, HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK ?!?! YOU WANT ME PUT A CARROT IN YOUR PANTIES AND SEE IF YOU CAN WALK ?” I pretended to double down on the aggressiveness Tricia:” Fineeeeeeee…….den…….den……what if I help you ?” ^^my heart smiled at this moment Me:”hmmm…..but how?” I continued to act blur. Tricia:”I help you make it come out ? “ she did a “hand grabbing cock” signal with her left hand Me:”hmmmm… that will be more effective than an ice pack.” Tricia:”uhhh you fucking pervert. Today is ur lucky day. Fasterrrrrrr.” |
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Fasterrrrrrr, cheers! |
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Great share, waiting for more juicy updates
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bro ,, quick update us what happen next
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No more already? The story so good
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Nice update bro. Camping here for more!
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