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[asiancigar]

United 1 - 3 Arsenal

My crystal ball says Banana to fuck up once again ......

[ilovepantyhose]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

Maybe Dalot see that kumlan kia 18 match never score, decided that pass to him also no use...so he rather backpass to Garnacho.

on the field fernandes must go keano on dalot immediately to wake up his idea, and RA must also give dalot the hair dryer in the dressing room, cannot let dalot or any player have a free pass when they dun pass to open teammate, it would only be detrimental for all future games, cliques or not


tonight at home vs arsenal, arsenal form is better but saka and martinelli are injured, if man u is fired up and put up a fight, its a draw, otherwise lose at home, again

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by ilovepantyhose

on the field fernandes must go keano on dalot immediately to wake up his idea, and RA must also give dalot the hair dryer in the dressing room, cannot let dalot or any player have a free pass when they dun pass to open teammate, it would only be detrimental for all future games, cliques or not

tonight at home vs arsenal, arsenal form is better but saka and martinelli are injured, if man u is fired up and put up a fight, its a draw, otherwise lose at home, again

Bruno, Dalot, RA all Portuguese. So do you think RA will go hard on Dalot?
The players are already losing confidence in RA. Only left Bruno and Dalot, since fly the same flag.

Bruno is no Keano. He is hardworking on the pitch, no doubt.
But he is not those who goes ballistic on his teammates when things not going. This one is clear for all to see.

Wow, Saka and Martinelli are the biggest threat on the flanks. Pussies slow poke 3 CBs can be easily exploited if both are playing.
But then, Gunners won't be easy meat since they put 7 past PSV at midweek.

[lacoruna69]

HT : Man U 1 - 0 Arsenal

What a first half!

Pussies adopted a sit deep defence. Almost entire first half was played in Man U half.

And the pussies scored with their only attempt at goal!

Trossard must be kicking himself for the clumsy challenge on Garnacho...and Capt Bruno once again deliver with a fantastic free kick goal.

David Raya practically nothing to do in the first half...then failed to save with the pussies only chance.

As the commentator said

"Where would Man Utd be without Bruno Fernandes??!!"

[lacoruna69]

FT : Man U 1 - 1 Arsenal

The equaliser has to come and it was Rice. The pussies defence took their eye off him and he bang in a scorcher.

The pussies played well and could have nick it but Raya suddenly in God-mode.
Saving from Mazraoui, Zirkzee and Bruno.

The new boy Heaven was sub in the 2nd half and put up a good performance against his old teammates.

Mazraoui put in another good performance with his darting runs which starts off the counter attacks. Good underrated player that RA needs to keep and retain.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

FT : Man U 1 - 1 Arsenal

The equaliser has to come and it was Rice. The pussies defence took their eye off him and he bang in a scorcher.

The pussies played well and could have nick it but Raya suddenly in God-mode.
Saving from Mazraoui, Zirkzee and Bruno.

The new boy Heaven was sub in the 2nd half and put up a good performance against his old teammates.

Yes, this is the best performance from the red pussies for a long time esp under RA...tonight give him credit that he had a game plan to attack n try score goals, never seen them attacking like devils on fire n only the gooner's GK saved them from defeat tonight....the score shd hv been 5-3 if both keepers didn't saved those certain goals...

it's a pulsating match with both sides attacking each other fiercely but pussies really shd hv won if their stupid manager didn't sub out Zirkzee for the useless Hojlund who couldn't out smart his markers otherwise he would hv scored 2 goals to add to the one already scored by bruno..wat stupid complain he is making that his teammates never pass the ball to him to score ..but see both times they gave him the ball his marker manage to run faster than him in time to kick the ball away from their goal ...

even if the no-brainer manager wanted to sub out Zirkzee he shd bring in Obi martin instead better than the useless Hojlund ...obi martin would surely hv scored those 2 goals for his team....but too bad, tonight lady luck half smiled on them only n they couldn't take the much needed 3 points from the gooners which they richly deserved

[escobar43535]

Nice result, must thank your red devils for doing us a favour bro

In fairness, United should have won as they had the better chances in the second half

But that Rasmus Højlund, oh deary me, he is even worse than our Darwin Nunez and that takes some doing, lol

Garnacho was also selfish shooting (badly) when there were other better options

Must give credit to Onana though, think he had a pretty good game considering his previous dodgy performances

All the best now against RS bro

Originally Posted by Rickey

Yes, this is the best performance from the red pussies for a long time esp under RA...tonight give him credit that he had a game plan to attack n try score goals, never seen them attacking like devils on fire n only the gooner's GK saved them from defeat tonight....the score shd hv been 5-3 if both keepers didn't saved those certain goals...

it's a pulsating match with both sides attacking each other fiercely but pussies really shd hv won if their stupid manager didn't sub out Zirkzee for the useless Hojlund who couldn't out smart his markers otherwise he would hv scored 2 goals ..wat stupid complain he is making that his teammates never pass the ball to him to score ..but see both times they gave him the ball his marker manage to run faster than him in time to kick the ball away from their goal ...

even if the no-brainer manager wanted to sub out Zirkzee he shd bring in Obi martin instead better than the useless Hojlund ...obi martin would surely hv scored those 2 goals for his team....but too bad, tonight lady luck half smiled on them only n they couldn't take the much needed 3 points from the gooners which they richly deserved

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by escobar43535

Nice result, must thank your red devils for doing us a favour bro

In fairness, United should have won as they had the better chances in the second half

But that Rasmus Højlund, oh deary me, he is even worse than our Darwin Nunez and that takes some doing, lol

Garnacho was also selfish shooting (badly) when there were other better options

Must give credit to Onana though, think he had a pretty good game considering his previous dodgy performances

All the best now against RS bro

The red devils thank u for yr appreciation n good wishes for their next match against RS, bro...

Yes, u r right banana GK played very well this match saving so many almost certain goals ...if he continues in this form there is no need to replace him with another new GK...he was as good if not better than yr GK Alisson....as for Garnacho the guy is still better than the useless Hojlund who given chances to score still couldn't n all he does is just keep on jogging abt in the opposition half of the field not hungry enough to fight for the ball....Garnacho needs to practice more on his shooting skills n he will find himself scoring goals again

Rather the title goes to u all better than to the arrogant looking Arteta n worse still Rice who thinks too highly of themselves

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

United 1 - 3 Arsenal

My crystal ball says Banana to fuck up once again ......

Originally Posted by JonesKnows

Manchester United vs Arsenal

SCORE PREDICTION: 1-0

Originally Posted by ChrisSutton

Man United v Arsenal

Sutton's prediction: 0-1

That's where u r all wrong....they hv proven to u they can win matches if only they want to...The closest is Jonesknow who predicted for a win....they almost did it if not for the heroics of David Raya their GK who saved so many of their shots which otherwise would hv gone into their net for sure

[Marmots]

Next match vs Real Sociedad.
Man Utd needs a draw, while Real Sociedad needs a win to go through.

Will expect Real Sociedad to soak and counter to break the back 3.
If Man Utd scores first, Real Sociedad will probably go heavy on attack to get at least 2 goals to go through.

Feel there is a better than average chance Man Utd can get this game.

Meanwhile, there is the RAT stirring things up with saying some players are overpaid and over-rated.
Not the player's fault if the club went dumb and gave them that salary.
If it was me and the club wanted to give me a high salary even if I did not think I deserve it, not like I will say too much too much.

Rough times ahead for Man Utd supporters.

Like I said before, Man Utd is so bad so any win is a bonus.
So no expectations, no disappointments.

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Marmots

Next match vs Real Sociedad.
Man Utd needs a draw, while Real Sociedad needs a win to go through.

Will expect Real Sociedad to soak and counter to break the back 3.
If Man Utd scores first, Real Sociedad will probably go heavy on attack to get at least 2 goals to go through.

Feel there is a better than average chance Man Utd can get this game.

The 1st Leg ended 1-1 at Sociedad.

I'm not sure whether away goals advantage is still used.

Anyway the match is 4.00am Friday morning....

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

...he was as good if not better than yr GK Alisson....as for Garnacho the guy is still better than the useless Hojlund who given chances to score still couldn't n all he does is just keep on jogging abt in the opposition half of the field not hungry enough to fight for the ball....Garnacho needs to practice more on his shooting skills n he find himself scoring goals again

Banana is still very far off....and very inconsistent.
can't compare with Alisson.

I feel no point starting Hojlund next time.
He shows total lack of confidence and most times, LOST.
But I was thinking maybe let Garnacho be the main man. The attacking outlet. Free to shoot or pass.
The secret weapon will come in the form of Mazraoui.
Put him further up. His stamina is simply amazing.
A few times he comes in from behind, even outrun the forwards.
He also calls for the ball a few times, showing he is confident of making things happen.

[Sootbird]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

The 1st Leg ended 1-1 at Sociedad.

I'm not sure whether away goals advantage is still used.

Anyway the match is 4.00am Friday morning....

I thought away goals has been abandoned since 2021?

[Johnbass]

MU to built new 100,000 seater stadium.
Sounds crazy.

[lacoruna69]

Donnarumma makes 2 wonderful saves in the penalty shootout to help PSG advance to Q-Finals.
PSG won 1-0 at Anfield to cancel put Pool 1-0 lead last week at the Parc des Princes.
Lol, the Poodians thought they are going to thrash PSG at Anfield.
But I guess Arne Slot wants to concentrate on the more 'prestigious' Carabao Cup ba.