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[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

United 1 - 4 City

Wow, that's a thrashing ...they r bad but not that bad bah...shitty is not that good either .
.anyway most say 2-1 to Shitty...best is a draw can't beat them unless Amad is playing

[lacoruna69]

HT : Man U 0 - 0 Man City

Probably both sides evenly matched.
City was without Haaland. Marmoush starts as SC.
But it was the pussies got the better chances.
Unfortunately, they fail to capitalize.
Will be costly if City comes out roaring in the 2nd half.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

HT : Man U 0 - 0 Man City

Probably both sides evenly matched.
City was without Haaland. Marmoush starts as SC.
But it was the pussies got the better chances.
Unfortunately, they fail to capitalize.
Will be costly if City comes out roaring in the 2nd half.

Again the same old story...always got so many chances to score n win but still cannot score like in the last game against Robin Hood n his men....got so many shots at goal but always miss n end up losing the game instead...they shd hv beaten them but got beaten instead becos lady luck was on Forest side ...they made a few saves on the line that were certain goals ...heard banana so far doing well tonite, made 2 saves

Actually pussies can be a match to any team big or small if they really put their heart together to play attacking football n win

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

Again the same old story...
...heard banana so far doing well, made 2 saves

FT : Man U 0 - 0 Man City

Largely boring 2nd half.
Seemed like both sides content to play for 1 point each.
Yes, Banana made 2 good saves to deny Marmoush.
Rare clean sheet for him.

It is also De Bruyne last Manchester derby.
Pep was gracious enough to start him for this match.
De Bruyne will always be one of the legends that graced EPL.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

FT : Man U 0 - 0 Man City

Largely boring 2nd half.
Seemed like both sides content to play for 1 point each.
Yes, Banana made 2 good saves to deny Marmoush.
Rare clean sheet for him.

It is also De Bruyne last Manchester derby.
Pep was gracious enough to start him for this match.
De Bruyne will always be one of the legends that graced EPL.

How abt the next match against the flying magpies ??...wat r their chances ?? ...prolly another loss or draw at best....however good they r now it looks like they r on crutches n limping towards the finishing line ...sigh

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

How abt the next match against the flying magpies ??...wat r their chances ?? ...prolly another loss or draw at best....however good they r now it looks like they r on crutches n limping towards the finishing line ...sigh

Midweek have UEL Q Final match away to Lyon. 2 Leg affair.
Then EPL vs Newcastle.
Magpies will be pushing for auto place in UCL, so they will go all out.
They already assured of Euro after winning the Carabao.
But UCL will be better.

Pussies should devote more towards UEL as this is their last hope of silver ware.

Likely a loss to Magpies I presume, since it is at St James Park.

But I'm looking forward more to the UEL match.

As for the Manchester derby, it is more of City unable to play a gear up.
Fans are asking why Pep played KDB for the entire 90 mins when he had better options on the bench. Yup, KDB really contribute little.

[asiancigar]

Lyon 1 - 2 United if Banana does not fk up !!!!!

[asiancigar]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

Lyon 1 - 2 United if Banana does not fk up !!!!!

Black Banana did indeed fuck up big time and United are a goal down !!!!!!!

[asiancigar]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

Black Banana did indeed fuck up big time and United are a goal down !!!!!!!!

Lenny's brilliant header makes it 1 - 1 for United !!!!

[lacoruna69]

HT : Lyon 1 - 1 Man U

Pussies concede early yet again.
Banana farks it up again. Looks to be palming the ball away, but misses it completely!

Unexpected equaliser goal from Yoro right at the stroke of HT. Good header!

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

Black Banana did indeed fuck up big time and United are a goal down !!!!!!!

Just woke up n found banana is the donkey again...big mouth good for nothing talk too much kaypoh criticizing the opposition as if he is so good n let another goal go into his net again this time by a free kick...shd sack him n replace him immediately with Bayinder ..he can't do worse than the idiot...proven correct in almost every match he sure will kena 1 goal

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

HT : Lyon 1 - 1 Man U

Pussies concede early yet again.
Banana farks it up again. Looks to be palming the ball away, but misses it completely!

Unexpected equaliser goal from Yoro right at the stroke of HT. Good header!

Heng ahh, got Yoro to cum to the rescue of the useless donkey ...according to reports another useless striker who always complain of no one passing the ball to him couldn't score with the goal at his mercy..looks like Lyon will dump them out of the competition...such poor selection by fielding useless players to his starting 11 is going to cost the knucklehead a place in the semi finals of the league

[asiancigar]

ONANA - 0 (fucking useless pile of shit)
MAZRAOUI - 5
MAGUIRE - 6, LINDELOF -
YORO - 7
DALOT - 6
UGARTE - 6, MOUNT - 5
CASEMIRO - 6
DORGU - 6
GARNACHO - 6, MAINOO -
HOJLUND - 3, ZIRKZEE - 8
BRUNO - 8

[lacoruna69]

FT : Lyon 2 - 2 Man U

Sub Zirkzee thought he had nick it....

But Lyon equalised right on the death. Again, the pussies let their guard down and Banana fumbled...Cherki with the rebound

So, Matic had the last laugh when he said Onana is the worst GK in Man U modern history.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

ONANA - 0 (fucking useless pile of shit)
MAZRAOUI - 5
MAGUIRE - 6, LINDELOF -
YORO - 7
DALOT - 6
UGARTE - 6, MOUNT - 5
CASEMIRO - 6
DORGU - 6
GARNACHO - 6, MAINOO -
HOJLUND - 3, ZIRKZEE - 8
BRUNO - 8

A bunch of useless shits except the Capitan, Zirkzee n Yoro...the rest couldn't score any goals ...the greatest useless shit is of course the donkey in goal who will let in at least one goal if not more in almost any match he plays ...if the idiotic head continue to play him in goal in the next EPL match against Newcastle, then might as well don't waste time n energy of the other 10 players n let the magpies just walk over...no use even if the others score at the opposition end but this donkey continue to let in goals at his end